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There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
Corduroy pillows?... They`re making headlines!....
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
Coffee is nature’s way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
I went to my local shop for a paper the other day. A guy out of no where started to throw eggs, cream and milk at me. I thought to myself how dairy?
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
A party without Vodka is just a meeting.
Up to date Girl Scout cookie sales by states: California: 138,000 Boxes Florida: 129,000 Boxes Virginia: 126,000 Boxes Colorado: 8 Million Boxes
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.