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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
Had to talk with my son about masturbation today...I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.
Chuck Norris doesn`t flush the toilet...he just scare the sh!t out of it.
Every so often I’ll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time, to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking.
Gun Control: Use both hands
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
Don`t understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are.
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.