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According to national reports, car thefts in the US are now at a 20 year low...Well, sure, it`s hard to steal a car when the owner`s living in it...
What happens in Vegas never happens to me.
Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
Not all country music is terrible. If you can get past the lyrics about trucks, mud, farms and cows... It`s actually not too bad.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?
You know you`ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.