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Still waiting for a Discovery Channel "How It`s Made" episode on babies.
I think the next Star Wars movie should go Country! I would be excited to see Garth Vader.........
You can`t lick any part of your reflection except your tongue.
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
Would stiff nipples be a good name for my air conditioning company?
My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he`s attempting to get his hoodie back. He`s in for one hell of a life lesson.
If my fridge had glass doors I would still stand there and hold the door open.
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
Women use sex to get stuff, men lose stuff because of sex.
Of course China is dominating the olympics, they probably made all of the equipment.
Just ate a sleeve of crackers on my wife`s side of the bed.. I`ll let you know...
My dance moves are somewhere between “dog being shocked by an electric fence” and “squirrel crossing the road.”