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off to bed...evil schemes don`t dream themselves up.
People that walk behind cars get exhausted
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
The best things in life require no pants.
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
These kids next door to me need to quit yelling. I`m about to wake up their mom and send her back over there.
If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
Dentists need cooler sh!t on their ceilings.
People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
We all make mistakes .... I just do it better than everyone else.
If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don’t need it to add up all the ladies you get….
To hell with the "dislike" button! i think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" button and a "STFU!" button. just saying.... Oh and a "lol" button because i just get tired of writing it! lol!
Mouth the word " vacuum" to a stranger & see what happens.
You know you can`t say "happiness" without saying "p*nis"
They say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a sexy beast.