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everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and i`m just over here like `i love food`.
Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR`s are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!
Smelling another person should be a choice. Just sayin’
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
Are you thinking what I`m thinking? ... F**king pervert. I`m calling the cops.
“FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
It’s amazing how everyone cries for free speech until someone says something that they don’t like.
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
If Welch’s is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?