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Men, remember to re-stock the spiders this weekend so she remembers why she keeps you around.
is on a Mission. The magic leprechaun told me to follow the pink racehorse to the rainbow where the orange elephant is holding my skittles hostage
i never said i knew what i was doing, i said i was going to do it anyway :)
I could really go for a beer and a million dollars.
If it doesn`t include antidepressants, they shouldn`t call it a Happy Meal.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
Women have closets full of `I have nothing to wear.`
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
TIP: If cars are passing you on the highway in the LEFT lane, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!
I`ve spotted six Pokémon today but I don`t have the game so I may need new meds...
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
There`s a thin line between "I should write a status about that" and "I should talk to my therapist about that"....
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.