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On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
Turns out Xenophobia is not `A fear of Warrior Princesses`
There is something so unique about me, that even I can`t figure it out...
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.
How can Wal-mart have a bazillion carts and everyone with at least one wobbly wheel?
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
It`s amazing how much us guys complain about women and then fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth.
Our neighbor said he wouldn`t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....