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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
I thought 70 was the new 50, but the cop still gave me a ticket.
I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying "gracias" at Mexican restaurants.
Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
Ever wonder why divorces are expensive? Because they are worth it!
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there`s an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"..
I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes.
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
I doubt my inferiority complex is as good as everyone else`s