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Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
If the voices in my head had a British accent I would listen to them more often.
I`m beginning to think the only reason I buy bananas is to watch them die a painful death on my counter.
I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist.
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I`m going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That`s what I did."
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
If we sneezed Windex instead of spit I bet my neighbors would be cool with me standing at their window.
Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.
I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
People who sit and talk while their pizza is gets cold gives me anxiety.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.