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I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn`t right all the time.
For Halloween I`m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door then have the nerve to ask me why I`m not wearing pants.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something.
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Wisdom for the day is , hot cheetos are not breakfast.
Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money`s worth...Just saying.
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"
I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps
Just another day of not being rich and famous.