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Why didn`t Spider-Man`s enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?
Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you`re up to. :)
Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
You know what bothers me? When people assume you`re homeless cause you`re asleep on the street and your pants are gone..
It`s amazing how I come up with my best status updates when I`m in the shower or when I`m driving. I think it has a lot to do with me being naked.
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
How funny is it when you’re telling somebody a made-up story and someone says “Oh yeah I heard about that”?
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.
Facebook stalking? BAH! In my day, we used to root through people`s garbage.
One dog was admiring another dog`s leash, and said, "I admire your restraint."