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Pornography only gets called by its full name when it`s in trouble too.
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
OMG!! IT`S MONDAY ... What the f*ck do you think comes after Sunday, Sunday JR. ?
Why can`t Mosquitos suck Fat instead of Blood!
I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
Screw your recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
The longer I sit in this drive-thru, the more pennies I’m going to pay with.
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
If your having a bad day, remember that somewhere on this big planet, someone just lost their straw in a capri sun!!