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If my calculations are correct then someone else did them for me.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
We`ve all been talking about your paranoia.
I like to friend friends of friends then unfriend the first friend to freak out the friend of a friend.
Love your neighbor ... but don`t get caught.
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
This salad tastes like I`m about done with my New Year`s Resolution.
Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today.
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
Family and Friends - I am FAR too busy to listen to any of your problems or concerns *Googles do penguins go to heaven?*
Don`t tell me to make myself at home if you don`t want me to drop my pants and download porn on your computer.
Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying "the economy" a lot.