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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
I`m at my most relaxed around dogs and prescription drugs.
Walmart killed the traveling circus.
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
If the NSA and IRS teamed up, I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.
Nothing says “I don’t give a sh!t” like a Hawaiian shirt.
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
Stupidity should be painful...really!!!
When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I`m sure you already know, have a great time!
I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right for this Monday
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.