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what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
If you eat doughnuts fast enough your Fitbit thinks you`re walking.
Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters not in the word?
Got tossed outta Starbucks this morning for asking the really cute redhead behind the counter for a "Quickie". Apparently it`s pronounced "Quiche`" who knew......
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you`re gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
I think my TV remote has developed some sort of Romulan cloaking technology.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it`s all screaming and sh!t.