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When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you´re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great
If the shoe fits . . . buy one in every color
I swear, if one more person calls me an alcoholic they are getting a high five too.
A piñata is NOT a good idea for a Halloween costume.
If you don`t do stupid sh!t while you`re young, you`ll have nothing to talk about later in life while sitting at the bar.
She heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100 problems.
Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
I think the lady at the movies is "shushing" me, but I can`t tell because I`m eating Doritos.
Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!
Chuck E Cheese: Because it`s never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.
Noise canceling toilets should be a thing.