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I hate sharing popcorn with someone at the cinema and our fingers touch. Especially if I don`t know them, and they don`t know we`re sharing.
You can always tell a lot from that first kiss, especially when they say things like "please stop" and "who are you?"
When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Kohls.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
I am deleting my twitter right now! Not to seem paranoid but I think people are following me!
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.
Dear vegetarians, thanks for saving all the good food for us.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
Honey, You really don`t need to drive me crazy, I am close enough to walk.
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.
Just because I know I`m a "Good looking, extremely intelligent, funny as hell, sexy ass, Motherf#ker" doesn`t mean I`m "Conceited"...Im more like a "Realist", that just so happens to be very good with adjectives!...A "Bad-Ass Realist", that is!
Do girls that make duck faces in pictures walk in a V formation at the mall?