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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
For the first time in my years of working I have been hard at work all day......dammm those pills!!!!
You know what`s really great about being a narcissist? Me.
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
that strange moment when you get in the van and theres no candy...-Drew Balthaser
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing.
The Bishop came to our church today, but I think he was an imposter. He never once moved diagonally.