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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
60% of women fake orgasm.. 100% of men don`t give a sh*t about it..
I was reading that it takes the average man four minutes to have sex, and he’s asleep eight minutes after that. This sounds very dangerous, because by then most men are driving home.
I enjoy going to costume parties that have a theme. ..."Nude Beach" is my personal favorite.
There’s actually a thing called “Play Dates “ in 2018. In 1984 we called that “Going outside to play”
I’m glad MTV has shows like Teen Mom 3 so girls have good role models besides Miley.
I bought powdered water but I don`t know what to add to it.
I`m switching to Metric. I would weigh a lot less on the Metric scale.
Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells "CODE RED, CODE RED" really loud then people scurry like mad.
Bacon is the only exception that does not fall under the 5 second rule for dropped food.
Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
I hate it when I open my fridge and get punched by a bear... =/
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.