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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
You can tell how a persons life is going by how they press the crosswalk button.
Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fat people’s BMI is made up of excuses...
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
Yes I am a bad boy ... But your the one that`s going to get spanked.
F*ck It - My final thought before making decisions.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
Likes doing tokyo drifts with the shopping carts when I round the corner of each isle at Walmart.
Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
People who weigh their produce. What`s it like to have all the time in the world?