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My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
Stapling water to a tree is easier than controlling your laughter at serious times.
Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly!
“FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
How come dogs aren’t ticklish?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
It`s always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, "I love you" and they`re like, "thank you for choosing Domino`s."
Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not a flow chart?
Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.
None of us have it as bad as the porcupine giving birth to another porcupine.
My Facebook account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.