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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you.
finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
I once found a whip, a mask, a baton and handcuffs in my Mother-in-Law`s draw... who knew she was a superhero. Nice!!!
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
I take a large amount of pride in always being prepared for a nap.
I`m glad I know sign language. It`s pretty handy.
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side"
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet