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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
Facebook looks so boring on the outside, but once you start using it, its like NARNIA BRO!
Why don`t strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.
Porn Spoiler.......The plumber doesn`t fix the leak in the kitchen sink...
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
Just think how cold and snowy it would be WITHOUT global warming!
Just once I`d like to see a stripper do the "Carlton" on stage.
My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that`s how the fight started.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Trying to remain humble but I’m the most famous person in my living room right now.
Ladies: If he’s right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys.
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.