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I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything, it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces....... they always seem to attract trouble.......
Irons are like 1000 degrees, who`s bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made?
Fox canceled Cops. So I guess if I want to stay current on what my family is up to now, I`ll have to turn to Facebook.
My favorite drink is the fullest one on the table.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
Don`t mix Viagra with Iron Supplements. It will cause you to spin around and point north.
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
I wish they all could be Jerry Springer girls.
Next time you`re down in the dumps...pick me up a spare tire!
Hoping that Steve Harvey isn`t the one announcing the winning Powerball numbers tonight!
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"