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Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
Alcohol doesn`t make you fat, it makes you lean..........against tables, chairs, walls, and garbage cans.
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
Knock knock... whos there? Cows go... Cows go who, No, cows go moo
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
You can usually judge a women`s hotness by how many times your girlfriend calls her a whore.
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
There are sick days, paid holidays, and vacation days. What about "Don`t have any gas to make it to work days"
Describe yourself in 3 words". "Not good at following instructions"