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Holiday Shopping Tip #112:Next time you see someone with their arms full of bags looking around a parking lot while pointing and clicking their horn button, help them out and start pushing your horn button too!
I bought some shoes of a drug dealer, I don`t know what he laced them with but I`ve been tripping all day.
She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Choosing A Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There`s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
Fire at will! Oh, it`s you, Bob! Fire at Bob!"
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
keep scrolling I`ve got nothing....
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
The amount of time my smartphone spends plugged in charging, you might as well want to call it a Land-line
Dear whoever ate my fries while i was in the ball pit at McDonald`s... grow up!!