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Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he’s walking around like a sour puss.
One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
Let`s be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
It`s unfortunate that most people will never run out of things to say.
You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope`s car.
I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.
Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that`s what drinking is like.
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
Just when you think someone couldn`t be any more annoying I test your theory.
I’m actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me.