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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Whoever is controlling me sucks at this game.
I love how when your watching a crime show and they have to tell you that "this is a reenactment" oh really? you mean you didn`t actually catch the murder on video?
I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
It’s only a matter of time until “Security Cameras of Wal-Mart” is a reality TV show.
I can`t remember if I have any repressed memories.
Ever been in the middle of writing a great post and think, did I just run someone over?
Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
I say ” I shouldn’t be telling you this,” at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I’m saying.
When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
There is a 99.9% chance I am hungry.
if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.