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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
The best thing about not being with you, is not being with you.
Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
The awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street.
Answer your phone, "come in" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond.
It’s not a great nap, unless you wake up and can’t remember what day it is.
From what I can gather, men hit their sexual peak around age 18. And women hit theirs as soon as the divorce is final.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
Love your enemies; after all, you made them!
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.
I hate it when I open Facebook and miss a week of work.