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Sanity is so overrated. I mean, it`s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn`t want to live there....
You girls are lucky, tampons are changing the end from a string to a bit of tinsel but its only for the Christmas period
Just convinced my Mom she won`t get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn`t see Teen Wolf first.
Why can`t Mosquitos suck Fat instead of Blood!
I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD
I`m glad it`s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the sh!t I should be doing.
Life is fun! You should get one.
? Single ? Taken ? Depends on who`s asking.
People who say "Don`t mix drugs with alcohol"" ... they`re stupid, right?
If I knew how to backflip, I`d never walk anywhere.
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts your brake lines.
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
If I’ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, "Please. Not during Toyotathon."