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there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: ‘last warning, you have a week to get the money together.’
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
The best black Friday deal ... sleep - $0.
I go out all day looking good and saw no one I know. I go out for 5 minutes looking like sh!t and it`s all of the sudden a f*cking reunion.
You can either agree with me, or you can be wrong.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you’re an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
My house is not a mess. It`s just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure. Like a museum.
The only people without problems are in the cemetery.
Trivia - It turns out that Alexander the Great was not all that great. But in those days, nobody had the guts to call him Alexander the SO-SO