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Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone`s cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
It`s ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, I’m not tired at all.
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
Has anyone seen where I put my organizational skills?
We can`t all be princesses, somebody has to clap as I go by. :P
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling, "help! shark! help! " I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task.
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
So I met an Egyptian ... they walk just like us.
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know.
When I am working, I get paid to be nice. I don`t understand why my friends and family expect me to do it for free during my time off.
Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they’re not looking!