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There`s nothing as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to a gorgeous smiling face. So I keep a mirror next to my bed.
im like the government: i spend money on things that aren`t important, and spend most of my time trying to explain to people why i need them.
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
I could of sworn my pillow`s a hairdreeser...coz I always wake up with the craziest hairstyles!! :D
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry.
When a girl says: "If you can`t handle me at my worst, then you don`t deserve me at my best"... What she really means is: "I`m a f*ckin psycho."
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and then six months later you have to do it all over again.
Relatives comin` ~ hide all awesome stuff!
I say if you can`t come up with anything nice to say then post it on Facebook.
I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
Ugh... Seriously? If I get ONE more sexual advance on facebook, that will be.. like... a first.
You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants - not both. Pick one.
The only difference between McDonald`s and my work is McDonald`s has only got one clown running the show.