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Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
People always get so excited about the next generation iPhone but no one has caught up with the awesome technology that`s called a Turn Signal.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
Tonight`s good mood is sponsored by ... Beer!!
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 7 am is sexy... Then yeah, I`m your guy.
Mario Bros. Plumbing ????? (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
I hate Cheetos stains on my peignoir.........
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
Just so you know, when you repeat what you just said I won`t be listening then either.
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
So your baby doesn`t know any tricks at all?
Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.