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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn`t hire stupid people......
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
You know what bothers me? When people assume you`re homeless cause you`re asleep on the street and your pants are gone..
There`s no way to gracefully remove a jacket while wearing a seatbelt...
Thoughts of you make my demons nervous.
Some people just need to be clothes lined
I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Disgusting. I nearly couldn`t finish my sandwich.
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
Every time I almost think humanity will be okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes.
That`s it!! I`m never drinking again until tomorrow.
I have no idea why they say that counting sheep helps you fall asleep. This farm is freezing and these cows are noisy as hell.
What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won`t buy the book.
Ok ... I just had a talk with myself, and it did not go well. Now I`m grounded.