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People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
Don`t forget: it`s very important what strangers on the Internet think about you.
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
When in doubt, take a nap.
When I was a kid I remember I fell asleep in the couch and woke up in the bed, now I fall asleep in the couch and wake up on the floor.
Tired of those Political Ads on television?...... You may be entitled to compensation.
The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it breathe. 2) If it does not look like it`s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
The only person that can procrastinate more than me hasn`t even been born yet.
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels
Technically, every picture is a before picture.