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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
My entire life is a “you had to be there” moment.
Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
I have a brilliant idea once every seven beers.
How can you tell if a smurf has the blues?
Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
Law enforcement`s cracking down on texting while driving, but there`s no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
My lack of dusting will finally pay off on Halloween.
Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
God knew that there would be times that a single middle finger wouldn`t be enough.
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
I ordered a new GPS unit, but it got lost in the mail.
Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
"Huh?" (my thought for the day)