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We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
They say that money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
A real man should never wave faster than he says the word “hey”
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
I always say, your laundry is never completely done, unless you do it in the nude. Which probably explains the strange looks at the laundrymat this afternoon.
A real friend is someone who knows how damn crazy you are... But is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.
A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
Research is what I`m doing when I don`t know what I`m doing.