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Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
I`m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
You need a high five, in the face, with a chair.
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
Bored, so Iām going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him Iām him from the future.
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
To all the girls who think all guys are the same: Who told you to try them all? Whore.
As a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because Iām terrified of the electricity bill.
Nothing says " My divorce didn`t go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars
I fight evil wherever it may be ... except in dark, scary places.