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Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
Sometimes I order Domino`s but give them Pizza Hut`s address. And when they show up and start fighting, I just wait with my mouth open.
I wonder if people without dogs actually pick food off the floor?
"mommy watch this!" is the toddler equivalent of "hold my beer and watch this"
Hey! Did any of you see my........ Oh ! Never mind... :D How much of you said that before? heee heee hee!
I’m hopelessly addicted to placebos ..I’d give them up, but it’d make no difference.
I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
My son said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7,,, and now I`m terrified to go into the bathroom.
Seriously, it’s almost 2014, can we please get some waterproof phones? I would like to text in the shower.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Just heard a lady say "When in doubt, get a pizza"... I don`t know who this woman is but she`s my new life coach.
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)