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Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.
And then her mood ring just...exploded
With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I`m ducking so it hits someone else!
My boss calls it a cubicle. I call it a happiness deprivation chamber.
My resolution for the New Year is to find more situations where it`s acceptable to wear a bathrobe out in public
Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
Today please just pretend I wrote something hilarious, click like, and move on down the news feed.
I thought she would duck officer- me checking the psychic`s ability
A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it`s always perfume.
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I´m typing this with my middle finger.
I don`t know exactly who`s health I`m drinking to, but they`re going to be immortal at this rate
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.