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1. Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
   
2. Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you`re looking for a business manager.
   
3. Why do medications always have side effects like `anal leakage` & `suicidal thoughts`? Why not `invisibility` or `spontaneous orgasms`?
   
4. So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
   
5. The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That`s my dog. My dog does that.
   
6. I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
   
7. When a cashier asks if you have a rewards card, look down, sigh, and say, "My wife took everything when she left"
   
8. Takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do ...
   
9. Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
   
10. God is testing me today, but I don`t think he realizes I`m a `C` student.
    
11. People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.
    
12. I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
    
13. Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
    
14. Well if you didn`t want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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