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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Having a contest with my couch and my washing machine to see who has more money. So far I`m in 3rd.
  2. This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
  3. When people ask me if I`m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they`re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
  4. The iPad Air is named after what`s left in your bank account when you buy one.
  5. A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
  6. Bring a CD into my car that I "have to hear" and I`ll figure out a way to deploy the passenger side airbags
  7. Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
  8. The hardest question of the weekend.. can or bottle?
  9. A word to the wise isn`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
  10. After all these years, I`m beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn`t want to be found.
  11. I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
  12. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  13. One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
  14. Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.




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