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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
  2. How do bats hang upside down without crapping on themselves?
  3. “It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
  4. Wives are just security guards hellbent on denying you access to your happiness, and porn collection.
  5. Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo.
  6. Some people should be ticketed for wearing spandex
  7. I think I`m gonna glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I`m a T-Rex.
  8. I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
  9. My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
  10. I used to play sports. Then realized you can buy trophies. Now I´m good at everything.
  11. A girl updated her facebook status saying: All men are dogs and I commented • Which breed is your dad?
  12. Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna.
  13. Whenever you can`t think of anything to say in therapy just go with, "I`ve been thinking about killing you."
  14. I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk? ... my apocolypse plans depend on it ... thanks!




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