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1. I don`t like surprises so, I never open my Electric Bill or my Bank Statement.
   
2. I`ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
   
3. Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I`d love to bring a guest.
   
4. Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
   
5. Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don`t get. Those who do are smiling right now.
   
6. I like to pee on car windows in subzero weather, happy scraping
   
7. If you rearrange the letters of "postmen" they get really pissed off.
   
8. Some people think I say inappropriate things...I perfer to think of it as being f*cking honest.
   
9. Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.
   
10. I am there for you no matter what, anytime, day or night, unless there is something good on TV or I am eating pie
    
11. Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
    
12. I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago...
    
13. The light does go out in the fridge ... Now I have to wait for someone to let me out.
    
14. I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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