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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
  2. I`m 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
  3. there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
  4. I never thought I`d be one of those people that hit the gym early in the morning ... I was right!
  5. For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
  6. It’s a strange moment, when you realize that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals, birds, and insects desperately trying to get laid.
  7. Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly. Said she needed a compliment. I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless.
  8. There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
  9. Be thankful your GPS doesn`t get PMS: “Fine! Turn whichever way you want! You never listen to me anyway!”
  10. I wish conversations were like user agreements, where I could skip to the end and just agree.
  11. As My Wife walked by, she said, "NICE PORN STASH!" which got me all excited and I preceded to show her where I hide the really raunch stuff. She then clarified that she was talking about the ugly hair I`ve been trying to grow above my lip, and now, I have neither... :)
  12. If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don’t need it to add up all the ladies you get….
  13. I’m not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but lets not risk it.
  14. When someone tells you they`re playing a STD game... But you later realise they were talking about Spot The Difference.




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