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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. You feel naked without your phone, I feel naked without my clothes.
  2. If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
  3. Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
  4. I`m starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.
  5. Who knew adulthood would involve so much Advil?
  6. Don`t forget to get offended today by some retarded sh!t that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
  7. I may have just inadvertently accomplished something
  8. Guy test! find the nearest guy by you and repeat to him the following slowly: Door knob, Titanic, Gluestick, Kiwi, Opra Winfey, Shovel, Boobs, Remote, Battery, Furby, Glowstick, Beer, & Xbox. NOW ask him what he remembers before "Boobs"
  9. Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
  10. a walk in the woods helps me to relax and release tension the fact that I`m dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant.
  11. Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money`s worth...Just saying.
  12. If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
  13. Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
  14. Life is to short ... to waste time matching socks.




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