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1. New Rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I am guaranteed at least one attempt at trying to trip you.
   
2. It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
   
3. i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
   
4. Seeing a spider isn`t a problem. It becomes a problem when the spider disappears.
   
5. Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out...you have issues bro
   
6. likes to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I`ll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out.
   
7. What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
   
8. "I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
   
9. I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar.......
   
10. I was wondering why my doctor gave me LSD for my constipation, then I saw a dragon and crapped myself.
    
11. my imaginary friend thinks ur crazy? an shes hot!
    
12. When my kid grows up they`re not aloud to date until they`re married.
    
13. It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
    
14. Just because I`m nodding my head at appropriate times while you`re talking doesn`t mean I give a sh!t about what you`re saying..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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