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1. My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet... Oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
   
2. Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you. I promise.
   
3. It`s a good thing farting isn`t as contagious as yawning.
   
4. How many calories does swearing like a motherf*cker burn?
   
5. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I remind myself that you cant always trust Google maps
   
6. Relationship status: Runs alone at night in hopes of being abducted.
   
7. "Polar bears can`t jump." - Black bears
   
8. It`s so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
   
9. Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
   
10. Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
    
11. Not so great minds also think alike.
    
12. I was born at a very early age.
    
13. You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
    
14. So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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