Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. Monday is like canned spinach...I can can deal with it but I`d prefer something else.
  2. My wife’s new cooking show will be called, "Do you smell Something Burning?"
  3. Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
  4. Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
  5. I’m better at remembering people who have bad breath than important historical facts.
  6. We`re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
  7. Meant to tell my kid "Good night, I love you," but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school tomorrow because this is bullsh!t"
  8. There was a HUGE spider in the shower.. So I ran into the living room screaming naked.. Now my daughters` friends probably won`t be allowed over anymore..
  9. Sometimes I think I`m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
  10. This century is already 15% over.
  11. You can always count on me to feel you up when you`re feeling down
  12. Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
  13. You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
  14. Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.