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1. I need me a pretty girl with an ugly girl personality
   
2. How does one get a nice body without moving?
   
3. I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
   
4. Nice try butter flavored pancake syrup, but I`m still putting butter on them!!
   
5. "You go girl" - asking my girlfriend to move out, but sassy like
   
6. It`s not working. I`ve napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.
   
7. It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
   
8. That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
   
9. Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you’re trying to escape?
   
10. Real friends show me their boobs
    
11. I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
    
12. Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
    
13. We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
    
14. Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we`re pigs.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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