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1. So a year ago today I asked a really beautiful friend out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
   
2. Why do people with really bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
   
3. Lord, if I can`t be skinny, make my friends look fat.
   
4. Sorry I said "You`ll Do" instead of "I Do" at our wedding.
   
5. Don`t give me a sec, give me lots of secs.
   
6. Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
   
7. I`ve never said "in all seriousness" and actually meant it.
   
8. I hate it when people call dogs "stupid". I mean, when was the last time you saw a dog step in human poop?
   
9. I feel like I have not told enough people lately to kiss my mother f*cking a$$.
   
10. I want to live in a world where the Food Network delivers.
    
11. Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
    
12. I rather be a known drunk, than an Anonimous Alcoholic
    
13. Jail is just the government`s way of sending you to your room.
    
14. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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