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Thursday March 28, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. To all them girls who go out , looking sexy as hell but have boyfriends.......Please continue to do so when you`re married.
  2. Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
  3. Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
  4. The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
  5. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
  6. According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with "Go away."
  7. If I ever sound inspriational, one of us is drunk.
  8. WTF, I feel like I pay these bills every month.
  9. A normal person is just someone you don`t know well enough yet.
  10. You know it`s time to delete Facebook when your mom, dad, uncles, aunties, grandparents etc... is on it.
  11. I think that work and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
  12. Dear vegetarians, thanks for saving all the good food for us.
  13. The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to go poop after you get out of the shower.
  14. Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you’re hot.