Tuesday March 21, 2023

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  1. Nobody really owns tupperware. We are all just really borrowing it from one another.
  2. Just once I`d like someone to call me "sir" without having to add "you need to calm down or we`re going to have to ask you to leave"
  3. I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
  4. It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
  5. Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don`t wanna have to explain why I`m in your `Random Party Pics 08` album at 4am.
  6. You don’t have to be naked to have a good time, but it helps.
  7. Did I ever tell you about my old girlfriend? The one with the "Lazy Eye"? I had to break up with her, she was seeing somebody on the side..........................
  8. To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
  9. You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
  10. In about 20 years, that cherry tattoo on your cleavage is gonna look like a pair of raisins and that butterfly you got tatted on back is gonna look like a moth.
  11. hates when I´m singing along with the radio and the artist messes up the words!
  12. Very little scares me. So does very big.
  13. I`m starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I`ll never ever use one again. I`m so excited about it. Yes.
  14. "Because it would be hilarious,"... is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president.