Saturday June 15, 2024

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  1. Don`t rush me, I`m waiting until the last minute.
  2. If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I`d choke to death swallowing it.
  3. I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
  4. I accidentally ran over my neighbour`s cat........... Nine times....... just in case
  5. So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
  6. To be Frank, I`ll have to change my name.
  7. I don`t think its a coincidence that "Sober" and "So bored" sound very much alike
  8. I`m the type of person that would thrive in solitary confinement.
  9. Got tossed outta Starbucks this morning for asking the really cute redhead behind the counter for a "Quickie". Apparently it`s pronounced "Quiche`" who knew......
  10. Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
  11. I wish I could select all my responsibilities and press delete.
  12. my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
  13. They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
  14. Just when you think someone couldn`t be any more annoying I test your theory.