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1. There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life`s face to find she has deflated in the night.
   
2. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
   
3. Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
   
4. When I was kid, I... No wait, I still do that.
   
5. with great power...comes great electric bill...
   
6. Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
   
7. If every porkshop was perfect, we wouldn`t have hot dogs.
   
8. Here hold my dignity, I`ve got some sketchy shit to do.
   
9. Whenever I see a happy couple.... smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love..... I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.
   
10. I enjoy short walks to the fridge
    
11. heyy lol
    
12. Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
    
13. Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
    
14. I got kicked out of a fancy dress party on the weekend, because I was wearing nothing but a red shirt. Not my fault nobody has heard of Winnie the Pooh!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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