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1. Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
   
2. Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners.
   
3. when my swear jar gets full I`m going to use the money to buy a f*cking puppy
   
4. Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
   
5. "My name is Robert and I support apples." -- Bob for apples
   
6. Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
   
7. I’m not stupid. I’m just too lazy to show how smart I am.
   
8. Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
   
9. So last night I put a whopee cushion on moms chair, waited and finally heard it go off.. I walk in with a massive smile on my face to find out that she hadn`t even sat on it yet.
   
10. I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my identity, they will inevitably improve my credit score…
    
11. I`m alone in my car ... Counting it as a vacation.
    
12. Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
    
13. My Facebook movie is already in the dollar bin at Walmart.
    
14. Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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