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1. The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
   
2. I do all of my ironing in the dryer.
   
3. Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with.
   
4. How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
   
5. Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I should die before I wake, tell my friends I drank it straight.
   
6. Nothing says `I dont take you seriously` like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
   
7. I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don`t want to go out with a weirdo.
   
8. My Ex texted me."please delete my number."I replied,"Who`s this??"
   
9. When people have cars as their profile picture I automatically presume they are a transformer.
   
10. Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you`ve gone Commando a few times in your life.
    
11. I wish I could match my dog`s excitement to go outside.
    
12. I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.
    
13. For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
    
14. "Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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