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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
  2. A friend of mine asked what it`s like to raise a small toddler so I coughed directly in his mouth
  3. "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
  4. There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
  5. Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
  6. Plastic Surgery is Photoshop for people who go outside.
  7. You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
  8. It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
  9. Do you realize that a woman`s "I`ll be ready in five minutes." and a guy`s " I`ll be home in five minutes." are exactly the same?
  10. Dear Carly Simon, Yes I am so vain that I do think that song is about me.
  11. YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
  12. On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.
  13. Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.
  14. Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now.




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