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Saturday July 20, 2024



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  1. I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later.
  2. No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense.
  3. Yes I`m still bitter about my name not being mentioned in "Mambo No. 5"
  4. Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
  5. One man`s girlfriend is another man`s password.
  6. Three weeks without a signal typo!
  7. Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
  8. Well ... here I am ... cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
  9. I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
  10. Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
  11. I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
  12. No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you’ll still never get your own back.
  13. They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.
  14. I can`t wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.