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Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
I’m starting to think plates are called china because most of them look the same.
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
I need my decision making privileges taken away.
The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
Somebody is out there, somewhere, thinking of the impact you`ve made in their life. It`s not me. I think your an idiot.
Life`s tough. It`s tougher if you`re stupid...
If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
It’s not you. It’s my ears. They just make you sound so boring and dull.
Some of the happiest years of a woman`s life are when she`s 29.
I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!
In "I am Legend" Will Smith lives alone for years. But then 24hrs after a woman shows up, he dies.....AND she stole his bacon