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1. If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
   
2. In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
   
3. Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
   
4. I`m going to hell in every religion!
   
5. When I`m in a good mood I act like I`m in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
   
6. Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
   
7. If you answer the phone and say "Hello, you`re on the air." most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
   
8. Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a distance, but once you get there it`s just a bunch of sh!t you don`t really need.
   
9. I have a pornographic memory... Go ahead and get naked, I`ll remember you.
   
10. See above or below for better statuses.
    
11. No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
    
12. Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it’s my modesty that stands out.
    
13. Did a 5k today. Except it was how many calories I had at lunch.
    
14. Why must I prove I`m me, if I`m callin to pay my bill. Do strangers call to pay my bills? If they do, then let them, you idiots!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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