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Thursday June 30, 2022



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  1. Smelling another person should be a choice. Just sayin’
  2. If your dog weighs less than 10lbs, it`s technically a cat
  3. I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
  4. Sign: "No alcohol past this point." Translation: Bet you can`t chug this entire beer, right now.
  5. Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL
  6. Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you’re working.
  7. Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
  8. Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.
  9. I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
  10. This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
  11. I’m not the kind of person you ever put on speaker phone.
  12. I´m not insensitive, I just don´t care.
  13. Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
  14. That`s it!! I`m never drinking again until tomorrow.