Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. I`m pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It`s just that most of them aren`t snitches.
   
2. The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won`t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game and I`ll play mine.
   
3. The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
   
4. Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
   
5. Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
   
6. I get very nervous out when my Subway sandwich moves up the crowded assembly line without me.
   
7. I have 500 friends and only 499 Birthday wishes on facebook! I`ll remember that when it`s YOUR birthday #405!!!
   
8. At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
   
9. My brain contains a few things I should know and the rest is just song lyrics.
   
10. "Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
    
11. I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
    
12. I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
    
13. WARNING: Every single thing I post from here on in, is alcohol induced.
    
14. Fitness? More like, fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    123456Last

    ©2025 Daily Silly Status