Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
  2. I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
  3. I find it ironic that it takes 12 steps to get a beer out of my fridge.
  4. If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
  5. I always advise people never to give advice.
  6. I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
  7. The first rule of Women`s fight club is don`t tell anyone what you`re mad about or why you`re fighting.
  8. Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
  9. I`m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
  10. I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
  11. The best thing about smartphones is that you don`t have to refold maps anymore.
  12. My doctor said I need to workout with dumb-bells. Would any of you like to go jogging with me?
  13. I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
  14. Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.