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1. I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
   
2. I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
   
3. My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
   
4. One time I asked some girl what she was thinking. By the time she finished her thought we had 2 children.
   
5. There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I`m supposed to stop reading the internet.
   
6. Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
   
7. I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
   
8. You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
   
9. I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
   
10. The best thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
    
11. Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that`s what drinking is like.
    
12. Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.
    
13. If you tell people you used to weigh 500 pounds they`ll tell you how great you look at 250.
    
14. So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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