Tuesday March 21, 2023

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  1. I’m trusting a whole lot of people not to randomly murder me throughout the day.
  2. The cashier at the dollar store told me to have a good day. Like my purchase of shelf liner suggested any other plan.
  3. Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair
  4. I wish relationships were more like cell phone plans - "Free nights and weekends."
  5. A good example of mixed emotions would be finding a hundred dollar bill nailed to your tire.
  6. you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
  7. You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
  8. The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
  9. When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from overexcitement.
  10. Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
  11. I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
  12. Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
  13. Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
  14. No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn`t figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn`t her grandmother.