Sunday March 03, 2024

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  1. A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.
  2. I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy".
  3. Don`t judge if you don`t know me. Unless you`re making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do..
  4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
  5. It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
  6. It would be cool if you heard a thunder bug a few seconds after you saw a lightning bug.
  7. Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
  8. You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
  9. It´s Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
  10. I was admiring my six pack in the mirror for two hours,then it got cold and I put it in the fridge
  11. The wife almost caught me browsing on Facebook, but I quickly clicked over to a porn site. That was close.
  12. Before bed, my Dad would always say, "OK son, time to hit the sack." Not sure how me punching him in the balls helped him sleep, but hey, that’s my Dad for ya.
  13. On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
  14. Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.