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Thursday March 28, 2024



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  1. So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
  2. In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
  3. Always look out for #1. DonĀ“t step in #2 either.
  4. I wish the media and politicians would stop jumping to delusions.
  5. You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
  6. So I was thinking... We should get drunk and make bad decisions.
  7. When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
  8. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you have tits. Simple as that
  9. When someone tells you they are getting a divorce, a high five is not the right answer. Or so I`ve been told, twice now.
  10. Why do they call a status a status if it already happened? I mean, shouldnt it be called History?
  11. Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do...
  12. Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
  13. "Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
  14. My own personal hell sounds great, actually