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1. I thought we had something. You met my family, made us dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
   
2. I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
   
3. There’s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
   
4. Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? ... Go ask your mother.
   
5. There`s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
   
6. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
   
7. My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.
   
8. Is it "poon tang", or "poontang"? I`m trying to update my Christian Mingle profile.
   
9. If you think your wife has a sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose pedals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes
   
10. Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame.
    
11. I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
    
12. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow because I`m still looking for ideas
    
13. I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!
    
14. Congratulation! You`ve won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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