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1. The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
   
2. Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
   
3. Back in my day, we had to remember phone numbers and give people directions and don`t get me started on the dinosaurs.
   
4. The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti
   
5. I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
   
6. When I`m bored, I dress up as Waldo, walk up to strangers (in a crowded airport), and say "psssst... if ANYBODY asks......YOU ain`t seen me... capiche?"
   
7. Why is this dude chatting with Jake from State Farm at three in the morning anyhow?
   
8. If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
   
9. Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone.
   
10. Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
    
11. What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
    
12. Dear women at Walmart with 6 screaming kids: if your wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart.... Your welcome!
    
13. The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
    
14. Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, "what kinda robot does that one turn into?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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