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1. I may look like I`m doing nothing, but in my head I`m quite busy.
   
2. I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
   
3. At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
   
4. So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
   
5. Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you`re ugly.
   
6. When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
   
7. Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
   
8. Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
   
9. Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day.
   
10. Don’t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I’ve changed since then.
    
11. I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
    
12. Maybe the government just needs to control/alt/delete and then restart in safe mode.
    
13. They`ll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that`s been open for more than 2 years.
    
14. It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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