Saturday July 20, 2024

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  1. It`s not everyday you find a $50 bill in your pocket, I didn`t, but like I said it`s not everyday..
  2. The human body is roughly 60% water. I`m not fat, I`m flooded.
  3. I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it’s like there’s just no reward for laziness.
  4. If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
  5. My personal fast food philosophy: If nobody knows you went to McDonald`s, you didn`t really go to McDonalds.
  6. Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
  7. My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.
  8. It`s not often you see a pink poo in your bowl & realize that not everything is edible from the sex shop
  9. Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
  10. Dear penis, thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, every man ever.
  11. I`ve officially met everyone`s mother yesterday via Facebook so I`m pretty sure that takes me out of the friend zone here ladies
  12. Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
  13. Has anyone else ever noticed that the word therapist spells, "the rapist," when split into 2 words?
  14. Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook like some caveman.