Monday December 05, 2022

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  1. "I like tube tops too, but even tires have pressure limits!
  2. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
  3. In an alternate universe cats feed humans Lean Cuisines while muttering "I don`t know how you eat that sh!t".
  4. My advice for pretty much anything that`s broken is "did you try and jiggle it?".
  5. I let a girl go through my phone recently so a colonoscopy really doesn’t scare me anymore.
  6. "Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
  7. nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
  8. I"m not saying that I am batman, i`m just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in a room together
  9. You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
  10. I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
  11. Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
  12. Whenever I drive past the psychic’s empty parking lot, I think, if I was psychic I would only be open on the days I knew people were coming.
  13. The secret to dancing is pretending you have a wedgie and you’re trying to get it unstuck without using you’re hands.
  14. Benefits of dating me: 1. You`re the sane one.