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1. In my defense, your honor, he had the keyboard clicking sound on his phone turned on.
   
2. I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.
   
3. Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
   
4. I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
   
5. Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
   
6. I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
   
7. I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 6 cookies.
   
8. Found out today you cannot join a gym "just to watch".
   
9. They told me to never give up. Now they call me a stalker.
   
10. I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
    
11. There should be a law requiring you to explain what gluten is before you’re allowed to complain about it.
    
12. Every time I see a pregnant woman, I very much want to ask if she swallowed a watermelon seed.
    
13. Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
    
14. Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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