Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.

1. Why do they always have 5K runs for charity? Just once, couldn’t they have a sit for charity or nap for charity?
   
2. You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
   
3. Insomnia causes questionable browser history.
   
4. The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
   
5. Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they`re all like "we need to talk."
   
6. Three weeks without a signal typo!
   
7. Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
   
8. I finally figured out how to get rid of that annoying sound in my car. I opened the door and pushed her out!!
   
9. My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead.
   
10. A massage is just professional petting for humans.
    
11. I am upping my standards.. so up yours!
    
12. I don´t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
    
13. I don`t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is my iPhone. Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
    
14. What`s the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I`m that.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    First143214331434143514361437

    ©2024 Daily Silly Status