Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
  2. You can turn anything into a compliment if you`re delusional enough.
  3. A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake
  4. Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: ”I Love You” and ”50% Off”.
  5. "You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself." ~5th Amendment, understood by nobody on Facebook.
  6. Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
  7. Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
  8. There`s no panic like trying to press "End" when you make an accidental call.
  9. My life is a very complicated drinking game
  10. Win every argument simply by repeating your opponent`s last sentence in a whiny voice.
  11. Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
  12. The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn`t even apply for the job.
  13. Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
  14. The other night, I posted on Facebook I was going to sleep shirtless. The next day I logged on and saw 7 mosquitoes "like" this.