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1. Life is like chocolate...sometimes you gotta deal with nuts.
   
2. You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
   
3. Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
   
4. How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
   
5. we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning.
   
6. This morning I woke up to a surprise BJ. Thats the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
   
7. Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
   
8. I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: "None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."
   
9. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
   
10. Try Zumba, It`s awesome ... on my way to the emergency room.
    
11. Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there’s a giant dog with a tiny woman in its purse.
    
12. The guy that discovered milk.. What did you tell your friends were you doing to that cow? O_o
    
13. I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
    
14. Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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