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1. Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
   
2. I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
   
3. Met a girl for a first date and quickly found out that her version of "Do you want to go downtown?" is vastly different than mine.
   
4. I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
   
5. The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
   
6. Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn’t change anything. It messes with your mind & steals your happiness.
   
7. No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
   
8. If life is unfair to everyone, doesn`t that make life fair?
   
9. I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
   
10. My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks
    
11. How come we can put a man on the moon but we can`t made a smoke alarm that can differentiate between a house fire and cooking sausages?
    
12. The problem in general terms is that people suck.
    
13. The naked truth, is always better than someone’s best dressed lie.
    
14. i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas
    
    
    
    
    
    

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