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1. Does this status update make me look fat?
   
2. Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
   
3. Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
   
4. Plan B includes margaritas.
   
5. You can correct people`s grammar or you can have friends. But you can`t do both.
   
6. A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin.
   
7. Before McDonald`s I bet "don`t buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule.
   
8. Maybe America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact.
   
9. I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
   
10. I`m so great, I`m jealous of myself.
    
11. i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
    
12. The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
    
13. Not all men cheat. Some of you women just assume you’re in a relationship with the guy.
    
14. Technically, every picture is a before picture.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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