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1. "My phone`s about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call
   
2. I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
   
3. Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn`t going according to plan.
   
4. If you really want to get under someone`s skin these days, just leave them a voicemail.
   
5. If I were invisible I`d go beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible
   
6. What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
   
7. I never said I hated you. I just said that if you where on fire, I would consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.
   
8. When people say, "You look familiar," i like to reply with, "Do you watch porn?"
   
9. I have a pornographic memory... Go ahead and get naked, I`ll remember you.
   
10. Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind. ;)
    
11. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
    
12. If guys had periods, they´d brag about the size of their tampons.
    
13. I have some serious self-esteem issues. The last time I posted a selfie I first cropped myself out of it.
    
14. Great friends never let you do stupid things......alone
    
    
    
    
    
    

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