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1. I sent one of those swabs off for DNA sampling. Apparently, I`m 50% Crest, 25% Denture fixative, 13% kebab, and 12% Rum.
   
2. Hi, welcome to adulthood! You`ll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
   
3. Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
   
4. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.
   
5. My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I`m a 10.
   
6. "what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
   
7. "2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
   
8. Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
   
9. If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
   
10. Just bent over to pick up a beer that rolled out of the fridge and realized yoga is exhausting
    
11. Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
    
12. There should be an "oh my god, shut up already" button.
    
13. I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.
    
14. I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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